Disappointments

People keep disappointing me and it makes me angry. Like the other day, Elusive Man...he did the worst thing. I was even paying attention to him, which was more than he deserved, but I was feeling generous. And he seemed like he was being all nice, and he waited until I didn't suspect anything, and then he DUMPED WATER ON ME. All over. It was humiliating and Food Lady had to dry me with a towel and then I had to bathe myself for two hours afterwards until I was totally dry. I will never get close to Elusive Man again. I have learned why he must remain elusive--he is just not to be trusted.

I am also angry today because as you will notice, I am still awake. I have a bedtime. I like to be locked in with Food Lady by 12:30, because then she goes to bed and the last thing she does before bed is get out the laser pointer so I can chase it. This is the routine. But lately, she has not been going to bed at the correct time. So right now, here I am, all sleepy, but I can't actually go to sleep because I might miss the laser pointer. And she's still up, typing. Why would she do such a thing?

These people are definitely the worst. I won't even tell you about Seat Stealer and the rest. Ugh.