Indecision

I am struggling with conflicting feelings. This is a new and unpleasant experience, and I blame Lap Blanket, for she has thrice betrayed my trust, yet she continues to trifle with my feelings by alternating each betrayal with a treat.

First she won my love by letting me sit on her lap on a blanket. But then she tricked me and lured me out of the guest room where I was hiding under the futon. Betrayal number one! But then she let me sit in her open window which I am never allowed to do. It is the best! So I thought I loved her again.

But then, the biggest betrayal of all: she cheated on me with another cat. I know she did it but she will not admit to it. And she touched that other cat, even though *I* am supposed to be the one she loves. I claimed her with my special touch! I cannot forgive this.

Then she let me in the window again, and I didn't know what to think. And then I thought she was giving me tuna water like Seat Stealer does, so I totally forgave her. But it was a ruse! It was not water at all! It was thick and greasy and I did not like it on my tongue. I had to run away and cry loudly because I was so perplexed, and it was all very embarrassing. How could she do this to me?

So Lap Blanket is maybe my enemy now. I still have to decide.