Bagel!

So Rice Chips is not dead, it turns out, because she came back tonight. I had already forgotten she existed, actually, but I guess I'm glad she's back because she gave me a piece of bagel that she said she got in New York. I liked it!

I guess I can't have her room now. But she'll probably let me in there again to chase pigeons and I've missed that.

Seat Stealer has covered my spot on the couch with envelopes. I hate her. Right now I'm eating her box of envelopes to teach her a lesson. Then maybe I'll fight her, because I think it's time she learned to respect me. She has a pretty bad attitude and I'm kind of sick of it.

Elusive Man and I were home alone together for awhile this evening, but I didn't sit in the living room with him like I normally would because he was watching some sort of stupid Liza Minnelli movie and I won't tolerate that sort of business. So I left him all by himself and I know he felt the pain of my shun.