It has been a slow day. Rice Chips is still dead, but I still have not inherited her room. It is pretty unfair.
Today I got to eat some Sun Chips, and that was exciting at first. But then I found out that people had been holding out on me, because there had been Greek Yogurt in the house all along! I will never be tricked into settling for Sun Chips again. Seat Stealer did eventually share some Greek yogurt with me so that was good.
Tonight we watched An American in Paris. I liked it. It wasn't as good as Kiki's Delivery Service obviously because it wasn't about a cat, but it was still pretty nice. I think I'll take up dancing. I think I could do better than Gene Kelly.
The best part of today besides the yogurt was when I snuck into the basement. Those fools thought I wouldn't notice if they left the door unlocked for 30 seconds, but I did. They caught me right away but that's ok because I know they'll let their guard down again, and I'll be ready when they do.
Today I got to eat some Sun Chips, and that was exciting at first. But then I found out that people had been holding out on me, because there had been Greek Yogurt in the house all along! I will never be tricked into settling for Sun Chips again. Seat Stealer did eventually share some Greek yogurt with me so that was good.
Tonight we watched An American in Paris. I liked it. It wasn't as good as Kiki's Delivery Service obviously because it wasn't about a cat, but it was still pretty nice. I think I'll take up dancing. I think I could do better than Gene Kelly.
The best part of today besides the yogurt was when I snuck into the basement. Those fools thought I wouldn't notice if they left the door unlocked for 30 seconds, but I did. They caught me right away but that's ok because I know they'll let their guard down again, and I'll be ready when they do.