Moses

Everything bad happens to me. Seat Stealer is in my spot right now. I'm stuck in the middle of the couch instead of in my best spot, and I don't even have a pillow. And there's a stupid book in my face.

Also, yesterday a terrible hell beast came to the door and Food Lady let him in and let him stay for like an HOUR. I came downstairs and sat on the dining room table the whole time he was here, because I will not be intimidated in my own house. I gave him my best death stare and eventually he got scared away and left, so I guess I win. But before he left he peed on the floor. It was disgusting. NOT RIGHT.

Then someone else came over and brought me treats, so that was good. But today I am angry because not enough attention has been paid to me. I spent most of the day on a chair alone, and no one even fussed over me. >:[

Now I'm watching The Ten Commandments. Not much has happened yet. I missed the beginning so I don't really know what's going on, but it turns out Moses isn't really Egyptian! Holy crap!