I have returned

[samthecat]

I have been silent for a long time. It is because I am very angry. The worst thing happened. THIS lives here now:




I hate it. Its name is Al. Rice Chips says that Al will help me leap through space and time and find my way home, but I think there might be something wrong with Rice Chips.



Al's full name is Alouette Trebeque Calavicci or something. I hate her.



We never do anything good together, ever.



She is smug and insufferable. She eats my food.



She also touches my things. :(



And invades my space. Basically, I hate her.



Maybe she will leave someday? I think probably not because she has been here for months now.



We totally hate each other.

I don't know why Rice Chips would do this to me, but I am betrayed. And Food Lady does not hate Al either! I don't know about Elusive Man, but I don't care because I also hate him.

There is also a new person in the house, though, and that is good so that's why I am finally breaking my silence. She is Cruella Deville because she said she was going to make slippers out of Al. I think we will be friends.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sam, you are back! Tell us your happenings, and don't be afraid to puke up some pukes to express your displeasure.

[samthecat]

I will probably puke some pukes soon, but today I just threw things on the floor. I threw the matches and the bubbles and the greeting card, and I was going to smash the piggy bank but I got caught.