Lap Blanket!

Lap Blanket is still here!  We have shared three special touches.  The new kind is that I like to try to lick her leg while she is in the bathroom.  I only do this for Lap Blanket.  No one else is good enough.  

I also found a secret way into Elusive Man's room!  I stayed inside for an hour.  I touched all of his things and left him a secret surprise.  He has not found it yet. 

I have lots of plans for this week.  I think I will puke one puke and fling two poops.  I will sit with Lap Blanket and I will leave one more surprise for Elusive Man.  I will probably also break one cup but maybe two.  

PS: Rice Chips just touched me inappropriately so I will also scratch her and eat her things.