Mirror stage

There are many bad things in my life, but the worst is that I have a friend who I can never touch.  He is stuck in the mirror in the hallway and I see him every day.  Sometimes I try to free him by pawing at the mirror, but it never works.  He seems sad when I see him.  I think he is lonely and hungry in there.  He is also very handsome, just like me.  But not quite as handsome because I am the handsomest.

The people are the worst because they could help me free him but they never do.  So now I have to keep having no friends when I could have one friend.  I hate them.

Also, Rice Chips keeps talking about getting me tiny kitten minions but she has not done it yet.  I hate her the most because I should have minions.  Three minions.