Angry Things
Sep. 11th, 2011 10:02 pmBad things are happening! Seat Stealer left and was gone and I thought she was dead. But now she is back! But she does not live in the right place anymore. Instead, The Interloper lives there and she is in the room that is supposed to be empty so that I can hide under the bed. I do not like it.
I have been left alone a lot lately by Food Lady and I do not like that either. And today Seat Stealer opened a can and it was supposed to be tuna fish but it was boring soup so I hate her.
I hate everyone. Last night when Seat Stealer came back it was too late and I was waiting because I knew she would come back, but I was not expecting her to ring the doorbell so when she did I jumped through the air and then Elusive Man screamed like a girl and had an asthma attack and everyone laughed at me. Laughed! At me! Even Rice Chips laughed, like a jerk!
This place is the worst. How can anyone get into a routine with all of these changes and indignities?
I have been left alone a lot lately by Food Lady and I do not like that either. And today Seat Stealer opened a can and it was supposed to be tuna fish but it was boring soup so I hate her.
I hate everyone. Last night when Seat Stealer came back it was too late and I was waiting because I knew she would come back, but I was not expecting her to ring the doorbell so when she did I jumped through the air and then Elusive Man screamed like a girl and had an asthma attack and everyone laughed at me. Laughed! At me! Even Rice Chips laughed, like a jerk!
This place is the worst. How can anyone get into a routine with all of these changes and indignities?