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Rice Chips is gone! She has been gone for several days now. I am at a loss because Rice Chips used to smack my butt at 7:30 every night while we watched Jeopardy. It was my favorite time, and now I am distraught because she is gone and there is no more butt time. Food Lady pets me and all, but it is just not the same.
Rice Chips, why would you leave me?
Seat Stealer is here and she keeps stealing my seat. Also I think she is going to give away my chair that I stole from her--I heard her saying some very suspicious things on the subject tonight. That chair is mine and I am going to be very upset if it goes missing. There will be blood and death and fighting.
Today I knocked over a water glass for no reason. Just spite. It made a huge mess and Food Lady had to spend ten minutes cleaning it up and when she was done, her coffee had gotten cold. Success!
Elusive Man is here too but I hate him now, because of that shower incident, so I shall not speak of him.
Rice Chips, why would you leave me?
Seat Stealer is here and she keeps stealing my seat. Also I think she is going to give away my chair that I stole from her--I heard her saying some very suspicious things on the subject tonight. That chair is mine and I am going to be very upset if it goes missing. There will be blood and death and fighting.
Today I knocked over a water glass for no reason. Just spite. It made a huge mess and Food Lady had to spend ten minutes cleaning it up and when she was done, her coffee had gotten cold. Success!
Elusive Man is here too but I hate him now, because of that shower incident, so I shall not speak of him.
