Acquisition!

Today I got a new thing! It is a chair from Ikea. I have stolen it from Seat Stealer, and it is mine now. Here is a photo of me on my new chair:



It is the best of chairs. I know it's mine because I claimed it by covering it in my fur. If Seat Stealer tries to take it back, I will definitely fight her.

Last night I made a very big mistake. I was playing with my spider friend and I accidentally killed him and ate him. Now he's gone and I mourn. Oh, how I mourn. Maybe he'll come back, though. I keep going to the spot where I ate him and looking around to see if he's there, but so far nothing. I miss him so. :(