I am on the spot! I am on it! Seat Stealer is in her room and so the couch is all mine. She came downstairs briefly but I gave her the evil eye through a wall so she went back upstairs, probably because she was afraid.
I am watching The Thomas Crown Affair with Rice Chips and Food Lady. I like it because I'm pretty sure Pierce Brosnan is going to get away with stealing paintings. That's how it should be. I like to steal Rice Chips' ear plugs but I always get caught and then they get taken away which is nonsense.
So far today I have eaten tuna fish, Greek yogurt, and regular yogurt. Rice Chips bought some rice chips and tried to give me one and at first I was excited, but she bought the wrong flavor! I can't be expected to eat nasty sour cream and onion. She KNOWS I only like sea salt and lime and chili pepper, so I don't know why she would buy anything else. I hate her. I hate her so much.
I am watching The Thomas Crown Affair with Rice Chips and Food Lady. I like it because I'm pretty sure Pierce Brosnan is going to get away with stealing paintings. That's how it should be. I like to steal Rice Chips' ear plugs but I always get caught and then they get taken away which is nonsense.
So far today I have eaten tuna fish, Greek yogurt, and regular yogurt. Rice Chips bought some rice chips and tried to give me one and at first I was excited, but she bought the wrong flavor! I can't be expected to eat nasty sour cream and onion. She KNOWS I only like sea salt and lime and chili pepper, so I don't know why she would buy anything else. I hate her. I hate her so much.