This. Shall. Not. Stand.
May. 10th, 2012 09:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
samthecatThe intruder is still here. No one has called the police. Why has no one called the police? What is wrong with everyone?
I think she might be straight up psychotic. I went to go say hi to her and she tried to cut me in the face. In the face! Who does that?
Especially this face. It is the best face. I mean, look at it.
This is nonsense. I am going to start acting out until the people get rid of her. I already pulled down the curtains. Twice. And I tossed some poop out of the box.
I am also going to prey on the intruder's evident mental instability and wage psychological warfare. Today I spent all morning standing in her litter box while she was trapped under the bed. I stood in the litter box and stared at her. She could not leave without passing me, so she did not leave.
That was actually before she tried to cut me in the face.
If I push hard enough, she will snap and the people will be forced to dump her. I shall prevail.
I shall prevail.
I think she might be straight up psychotic. I went to go say hi to her and she tried to cut me in the face. In the face! Who does that?
Especially this face. It is the best face. I mean, look at it.
This is nonsense. I am going to start acting out until the people get rid of her. I already pulled down the curtains. Twice. And I tossed some poop out of the box.
I am also going to prey on the intruder's evident mental instability and wage psychological warfare. Today I spent all morning standing in her litter box while she was trapped under the bed. I stood in the litter box and stared at her. She could not leave without passing me, so she did not leave.
That was actually before she tried to cut me in the face.
If I push hard enough, she will snap and the people will be forced to dump her. I shall prevail.
I shall prevail.
